At first it’s all, “I’ve given up. Sorry it didn’t work out”. But it is a very slippery slope.
Found in my mum’s car babes. Merry Christmas lady drivers babes.
Frijj
“‘Get in fella.’ Urgh. And isn’t ‘vegetablists’ what Jeremy Clarkson calls them? Why would anyone smear him over the outside of a drink?”
Thanks for sending this in, Harry Day.
(Also, “Nix-Nada-No” is an unnecessarily jazz-hands way of saying “these things are not included”, isn’t it.)
Sent in by @natalie_shaw
“I’ve found a really really good one. It’s from the grapefruit and passionfruit flavour of Firefly.
It’s a bit blurry but it reads:
“Zesty grapefruits and tangy passionfruits, infused with guarana and maté tea to put a little extra bounce in your day. Bring it on…
“This Firefly is an original blend of delicious fruit juices and natural botanical extracts with absolutely nothing artificial. Just a great natural way to feel refreshed.”
***AND THEN… odd first-person narrative***
“Snap Snap -
Is it a bird, is it a plane, or is it a grapefruit taken to the skies (beats me). Dazzle us with your unusually uplifting photos of www.fireflytonics.com. If it’s a flyer we might even put it on our next bottle.”
Is this wrong/wack enough?
I hope so.”
It “beats me” Natalie! (It doesn’t. This is wack.)
“M&S disappointment”
Sent in by @VonSmallhausen2
A little piece on old Wackaging from T2 in today’s Times.
The posts they mention here:
“started off as wackaging then descended into total gibberish”
Sent in by @cheapeatsdotIE.
They’re mad they are!!!!!!!
