“‘Get in fella.’ Urgh. And isn’t ‘vegetablists’ what Jeremy Clarkson calls them? Why would anyone smear him over the outside of a drink?”
Thanks for sending this in, Harry Day.
(Also, “Nix-Nada-No” is an unnecessarily jazz-hands way of saying “these things are not included”, isn’t it.)
Sent in by @natalie_shaw
“I’ve found a really really good one. It’s from the grapefruit and passionfruit flavour of Firefly.
It’s a bit blurry but it reads:
“Zesty grapefruits and tangy passionfruits, infused with guarana and maté tea to put a little extra bounce in your day. Bring it on…
“This Firefly is an original blend of delicious fruit juices and natural botanical extracts with absolutely nothing artificial. Just a great natural way to feel refreshed.”
***AND THEN… odd first-person narrative***
“Snap Snap -
Is it a bird, is it a plane, or is it a grapefruit taken to the skies (beats me). Dazzle us with your unusually uplifting photos of www.fireflytonics.com. If it’s a flyer we might even put it on our next bottle.”
Is this wrong/wack enough?
I hope so.”
It “beats me” Natalie! (It doesn’t. This is wack.)